Unfortunately, a well-reasoned critique of consumer capitalism isn't enough to stop the tears of your betrayed loved ones when you have rightfully boycotted ¡ÈThe Holidays.¡É And while ¡Èplanting a tree in your name¡É seems to be entirely socially acceptable, ¡ÈI wrote your name on a rock and threw it at a cop¡É seems not to be.

¡ÈI don't want anything¡É seems to be equally taboo.

So, for all of those who have to shop for a critical theorist, radical or metaphysical asshole, you may behold the commodification of the revolution.

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